The most Interesting Man

Karl Pilkington

Oh wow, where do I even begin with Karl!? Hes such a unique and interesting individual, its very hard to sum him up! He is so honest and simple in his way of thinking its halirious! He sometimes leans towards coming off a little bit ignorant and racist; but he means no harm, its just the way he processes the world and ideas!  When his best mates, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant chat with him about the most mundane subjects, pure comedy gold is produced! This little round headed fella also has a couple of shows, "An Idiot Aboard" and "The Ricky Gervais Show" (by the way they are hilarious, so check them out!) Anyways here's a some of his best quotes!

First check out this video! Its kinda long but you'll get how he views the world!

• “Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?” (Genius?)
• "Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine."(Karl thinking deep)
• "[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. " (Like he says, get rid of them!)
• On seals - "Its between a fish and a dog." (haha I can see where he's coming from on this one!)
• On chameleons - "Stay green. Stay in the woods. Stay safe." (PSA for chameleons! ha)
• "They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science." (The way he thinks is so simple, yet so wrong!)
• "If it's all about ass, why don't gays like a little bit of tit?" (yeah why not a little tit!?)
• "You never see an old person eating a twix" (its true I haven't!)
• (Anteaters)" can move their tongue in and out 160 times in a minute. I did 148 last night, so it's not that amazing." (woow!)
• "I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff"(fucking genius!) 
• ".....and the thing I've found with Pigeons is: they've got wings but they walk a lot" (haha again true!)
• "What were those things in 'Gremlins' called?" (haha really karl!)
• "You never see a black Ghost"(again so true!!)
• "When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I laughed myself to sleep"(I can see him doing this haha)
• When asked what he would do if the world was ending " I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" (out of everything he chose that!)
• "You don't see a thirty something year old Chinese fella...they're like a pear, they age over night" (haha again its kinda true!)
• His opinion on Art "Stop looking at the walls, look out the window."
• "At some point, somethin has had it away with a leaf" (Karl's explanation of an insect which has evolved to look like a leaf) (He thinks like a little kid with no prior knowledge about anything!)
• “Well I'm trying to think what I put in (google search)... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.” (pure fucking genius!)

There's some of the most random and weird things Karl has said, I could go on and on, but I think thats good enough for now! Check out his shows they are hilarious!

-luz