Randomness with Not Sures!

Everyday Not Sures

Not sure if its fox news, or just the onion

Not sure if that test was easy, or I just did everything wrong

Not sure if she's really hot, or she's wearing massive sunglasses to cover her ugly face

Not sure if I'm being awkward, or this person just plain sucks

Not sure if I hate my job, or just really hate working

Not sure if I didn't get a hangover, or I'm still drunk

Not sure if she's flirting, or she's just really nice

Not sure if they are flashing their brights at me, or just some bumps in the road

Not sure if everyone is really funny tonight, or if I'm just drunk

Not sure if its overpriced, or just an apple product

Not sure if she's interesting, or just stupidly hot

Not sure if she's pregnant, or just fat

Not sure if she received my text, or just ignored what I sent

Not sure if I did something wrong, or its just PMS

Not sure if that car is a cop, or just a taxi

Not sure if she wants to actually cuddle, or if she's just cold

Not sure if she's actually attracted to me, or just wants free drinks

Not sure if she's actually hot, or just has really big boobs

Not sure if my phone is vibrating, or just my leg is twitching

Not sure if I'm dying, or just really hungover


Randomness with Not Sures, hope you enjoyed!!

-luz

The most Interesting Man

Karl Pilkington

Oh wow, where do I even begin with Karl!? Hes such a unique and interesting individual, its very hard to sum him up! He is so honest and simple in his way of thinking its halirious! He sometimes leans towards coming off a little bit ignorant and racist; but he means no harm, its just the way he processes the world and ideas!  When his best mates, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant chat with him about the most mundane subjects, pure comedy gold is produced! This little round headed fella also has a couple of shows, "An Idiot Aboard" and "The Ricky Gervais Show" (by the way they are hilarious, so check them out!) Anyways here's a some of his best quotes!

First check out this video! Its kinda long but you'll get how he views the world!

• “Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?” (Genius?)
• "Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine."(Karl thinking deep)
• "[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. " (Like he says, get rid of them!)
• On seals - "Its between a fish and a dog." (haha I can see where he's coming from on this one!)
• On chameleons - "Stay green. Stay in the woods. Stay safe." (PSA for chameleons! ha)
• "They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science." (The way he thinks is so simple, yet so wrong!)
• "If it's all about ass, why don't gays like a little bit of tit?" (yeah why not a little tit!?)
• "You never see an old person eating a twix" (its true I haven't!)
• (Anteaters)" can move their tongue in and out 160 times in a minute. I did 148 last night, so it's not that amazing." (woow!)
• "I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff"(fucking genius!) 
• ".....and the thing I've found with Pigeons is: they've got wings but they walk a lot" (haha again true!)
• "What were those things in 'Gremlins' called?" (haha really karl!)
• "You never see a black Ghost"(again so true!!)
• "When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I laughed myself to sleep"(I can see him doing this haha)
• When asked what he would do if the world was ending " I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" (out of everything he chose that!)
• "You don't see a thirty something year old Chinese fella...they're like a pear, they age over night" (haha again its kinda true!)
• His opinion on Art "Stop looking at the walls, look out the window."
• "At some point, somethin has had it away with a leaf" (Karl's explanation of an insect which has evolved to look like a leaf) (He thinks like a little kid with no prior knowledge about anything!)
• “Well I'm trying to think what I put in (google search)... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.” (pure fucking genius!)

There's some of the most random and weird things Karl has said, I could go on and on, but I think thats good enough for now! Check out his shows they are hilarious!

-luz

Americanisms vs Britishisms

If you didn't know I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan (can't forget Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington!!) I've basically seen all his [their] works. (The Office, The Ricky Gervais Show, pod casts, An Idiot Abroad, Extras, Life's too short, his movies and stand up) I've learned tons of British slang just from listen to them and here's what I've learned!!

British: "Can you fetch me some fags?

American: "can you get me some cigs"

British: "look at those birds!"

American: "Damn! check out those ladies!"

British: "Did you see the fanny?"

American: "Did you see that girls vagina!?"

British: "he's a bender"

American: "he's a total homo!"

Im Easy

UK: "I don't care"

US: "I"ll have sex with you"

Banger

UK: "Old car/fireworks"

US:  "hot person you'd bang"

Knob

UK: "Penis"

US: "apparatus you use to open a door"

Tramp 

UK: "Old person"

US: "a slut!"

Daft

UK: "crazy, silly, stupid mad"

US: "part of the name of a famous techno duo"

Posh

UK: "luxurious, high class"

US: "Davey Beck's wife"

Mental
UK: "crazy, out of your mind, exaggerating"
US: "literally mentally challenged"

Anyways those are some of my favorite ones, hope you learned something new! ha

-luz

Power Animals!

So the other day I was with my friends at the bar, and yes we were pretty drunk at this point (don't ask me how this conversation started because I have no idea) and out of nowhere we started talking about power animals.  The conversation quickly escalated into a heated debate when we started choosing power animals for one another. (I'm probably exaggerating a whole lot here! ha)  After hundreds and hundreds of hours of self debating I've finally chosen my power animal! (Or did it choose me!? ha)

The Frog!! I've always liked frogs for some odd reason, its probably because they are green and its my favorite color. Im not talking about the gross looking ones either, theirs some pretty cool ones out there.  So when I finally chose my power animal, I immediately got online and looked up the meaning of the frog, turns it its kinda lame ha! Basically it means I have a healing and understanding personality, not as "badass" as I thought it would be!


Words that describe a frog person! Good luck, Creativity, adaptability , Healing, wisdom, transformation, peace, dreaming.  Most of these really don't describe me!  The only bit that really stood out to me was this line I found, "It reminds us not to get bogged down with day-to-day living" Well the frog isn't such a "cool" animal as I thought it would be, I should of gone with my other choice, the badass otter!


-luz