To all the Over Zealous Pet Owners

I am by no means a animal hater, but by all means I am not a huge animal enthusiast. I am all for having pets and treating them like pets.  I am all for stopping animal cruelty and shit. Animals are cool, we need them right?! ha Its just weird when people start to personify their pets to the extreme.  But when it comes down a pet is still an animal, so stop treating it like a Human, its not!  Don't get me wrong I understand people get attached to their pets, and that's understandable I get the point, but past their animal instincts it really doesn't think much more about you.  Oh and please stop acting like taking care of a puppy/kitten is anything like taking care of a human baby!  Its not!  An actual baby needs constant attention, you can leave a pet alone for days, ( with food and water) and it will be just fine!  A baby's life is much more fragile than your pets, so stop comparing them!!  Since we are on the subject of babies, if you talk to your grown ass dog like a baby (baby talk), just stop you look ridiculous! Last thought on this subject, we've seen your dog...we don't need constant day by day facebook picture updates of it, it really doesn't change that much!


-luz

Stuff people do to annoy another people! (Episode 1)

Talking like a fucking baby! I don't know why but this really really annoys me, I see it on Facebook all the

time. I'll give you an example, " I mish ju" "I wuv ju".  OMFG please stop, just stop! Don't get me wrong I'm all for telling someone you missed them or love them but tell them like a fucking adult.

Leaving the bathroom rug soaking wet! I don't know how many times I've gone into a bathroom and came out having to change my socks because I stepped on the mat and got my socks soaking wet! Just Dry yourself while your still in the tub/shower! Urgh really annoying!

Ok, I'm gonna have to set this one up, Me an a couple friends are at a bar, I buy the first round, my friend buys the second and so on, and then its their turn...and guess what, they only come back with one fucking drink for themselves! Lets Keep the rotation going, I mean shit, don't wait till its your turn, just start out the night by just buying yourself drinks and we can leave you out of the rotation!

So I'm driving at night on the highway and I see a car coming in the distance, I notice they have their brights on, I keep waiting for them to turn them off. In my mind I'm thinking, "should I flash these assholes or not!?" They still have them on...and literally 2 seconds before they pass me they turn them off! Why even turn them off!? ha

I see this picture way too much on Facebook...the infamous "duck face".  What the hell is going through your head when your taking this? It doesn't make you any more attractive, it actually has the opposite effect.  I can't think of any guy that thinks its attractive, it just makes you look ridiculous! So please stop, just stop! And if your a guy doing this...we just became unfriends! ha

-luz