Thursday, March 15, 2012

Stuff people do to annoy another people! (Episode 2)

A couple having one Facebook page! Why?! Please tell me why you feel this is necessary?  Is it really that hard to create another page for your significant other?  Half the time I don't know who's post what. I'm just assuming who's posting what now, I shouldn't have to put that much work into something like that! Just Take the two minutes it takes and make another Facebook account, it's really not that hard. (For everyone that's wondering, I have two such couples on my Facebook)

Contradicting Liberals! This one really bugs me, I don't know how people can actually think like this, its so ridiculous and absurd!! Let me give you some examples. (All of these were either witnessed by me on Facebook or in person)
Me commenting on their status, I was quickly deleted ! ha
  • We all saw this with the whole Kony propaganda bullshit circulating through the web.  But this one really stood out to me. A saw a Facebook friend spewing utter bullshit from their mouth, somewhere along the lines of "lets send a shitload of troops to Uganda and take down Kony." ( Note: screenshot is not the conversation i'm talking about! just another one where they were talking about Kony)This exact idiot was the same person complaining about how we had no business going to Iraq! Come 'on!! If you can't see how both your statements are so contradicting then you suck at life!
  • Liberal women that claim they hate sexism and are extremely opposed to it, but assume all men are worthless sexist pigs! Really? Who's the sexist in this case?!
  • Contradicting Liberals that say we should all respect everyone's ideas and beliefs. These are the same idiots that cold heartily hate republicans!  Not to mentions most are against Christianity's beliefs!
Anyways back on a lighter subject. I dunno why its probably just a pet peeve, but it's really weird when a couple sits on the same side of a booth while the other side is empty! It would just be super awkward for me, It's so much more normal for them to sit opposite of one another! Its just weird!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Today I am a Confirmed Heartless Asshole

So today I learned that I am a totally Heartless Asshole...well at least in one particular area of life. I came to this realization today after I was leaving a family get together. I had to leave early because I had to get to work, so I got in my car and started my drive home, the drive home is about 10 mins.  I was driving though this particularly curvy downhill road, and like always my inner Jeff Gordon kicks in and I haul ass down it.  I slowed down to see a dog that looked like it was gonna run across the street in front of me, but I noticed its kinda trying to get up but it can't. I realized that it was hit by a car and in obvious pain and struggle as I slowed down to get a closer look, I start thinking to myself, "I need to stop and help this suffering animal!" But what do I do?! Yep, you guessed it, I just speed up and take off. I glanced at my rear view window and I see this dog desperately and painfully trying to get up, I see it lay its head down with despair, as if it had given up on life. I keep reassuring myself that I did the right thing, wtf would I have done if I had stopped? I surely couldn't be late for work! Anyways that was the epiphany I had today.

-luz