Monday, December 17, 2012

Dogs Eating Dogs!

I just got done listening to Blink's new EP, As I"m writing this I'm listening to it for the second time around; titled Dogs Eating Dogs. Knowing me, I was pretty sure I was gonna like it, and I'll be damned, it surpassed my expectations by far.  It's far and in between that I get those elusive goosebumps while listening to brand new music, and this albums nailed it.   The albums is strong from the very beginning  starting off with Boxing Day, an acoustic anthem, with hints of boxcar racer and the Cheshire Cat. Followed by one of my favorites from the album, Disaster. It starts off with a very Angels and Airwaves guitar riff and synths, but it quickly turns into an upbeat almost punk rock sound. Marks backing vocals accents extremely well to Tom's High energy leads.  At this point into the albums I'm really hoping to listen a track with Mark on lead vocals. Dogs Eating dogs, delivers exactly what I was looking for, this song is probably the most well rounded song of the bunch. With a very +44 sound it starts off strong and never lets you down. It takes you back to their fast punk rock sound they were so famous for.  To me this track is the highlight of the EP. The fourth track is a simple mellow track starting off with a riff very similar too Good Day.  Tom takes the lead on this track, and I'm very impressed by how this almost love ballets takes a very interesting turn towards the end. I had to make a double take at my iphone to make sure I was still listening to same song, Yelawolf makes an appearance on the track, giving credit to Travis Barkers love of Hip Hop music. Rounding off the EP with When I Was Young, a track with hints of Neighborhoods, its a another fast pace song which in my opinion is probably the weakest link of the EP, but by no means a bad song. My only complaint on this EP is the lack of leads Mark has, I love Tom's voice, but Mark having a couple more leads wouldn't of hurt.

My overall rating for this albums is a 9/10

-luz

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Re-sparking my LOVE interest.

Recently I took an unexpected road trip to Oklahoma City, which is almost 24 hours away.  During those 24 hours of nothing on the road I passed quite of a lot of my time listening to music.  I found myself stuck on one particular band....Angels and Airwaves. If you know know me, you know I"m pretty fond of the band.  I've had many people ask me before, " why do you like them so much, they are a mediocre band" or "He [Tom Delonge]  ruined Blink-182, they were so much better."

When it comes down to exactly why I'm so addicted to their music, there's no one answer to that.  If I had to narrow it down to a couple things it would be, their sound and their message.  I'll start to elaborating on their sound. Really, AVA sounds like nothing else, their long intros filled with flanger and delay crescendo into big stadium rock filled chorus , mixed with their sometimes intricate, futurist, synth filled, and space age sound.  Tom and David's [Kennedy] Rhythmic and melodic guitar style lends well with Atom's {Willard] High energy fast punk rock drumming style, all awhile Matt's [Watcher] classical style piano and his calm bass line tops off the song.  Listening to them will take you on a roller coaster of different sounds and emotions, you'll be bouncing from high distortion power chord filled punk rock anthems to simple clean almost love ballets to raw sounding emotional story telling and ending with a space age synthetic sounding song.

One of the main draws I have to them is what Tom writes about, his lyrics. His lyrics are full of hope. He'll take you from a feeling of optimism to a feeling of heart break to looking forward to a better day.  I think Tom himself sums it up pretty well exactly what Angels and Airwaves embodies.

"You can do anything you want in life, anything at all. If you have the slightest bit of risk and if you have the slightest bit of ambition, I swear to god, not only can you change the world around yourself, you might just change the world itself.
This isn't about what is cool or not cool, what is punk or not punk. This is about not being an asshole and trying to do something better than yourself.
I hear a lot of shit about rock bands pretending they're fucking angry, rock bands pretending they're fucking rebellious.
I think, i'm gonna be an optimistic, and I think i'm gonna feel fucking good!
Believe in Yourself"
– Tom DeLonge

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Alive!

It was just one of my usual night, browsing Reddit as usual, when I stumbled on a link, The title sparked my interest right away so I had to click on it, and when I did I was not disappointed, well I was, but disappointed with humanity that this still happens.

Most of you know that I"m not a huge animal lover, I've even written past blogs about it.  I don't hate animals, I believe they should be treated humanely. When it comes down to it, I just really don't care about animals that much, unless stuff like this happens.

I"m use to seeing some pretty gorey and fucked up shit on Reddit and usually I'm kinda shocked for a second then forget about it a couple minutes later. This particular image was different though, even after I had logged off I still had that particular image engraved in the back of my mind.  I went a couple hours and I was still thinking about that image, how someone so heartless so empty inside could have the tenacity to do such a thing. I've seen videos of animals being slaughtered in slaughtering houses, and of course that tugs at your heart strings, but you convince yourself it's ok because it's sustenance for us.  This one one was different though, mainly because the it was still alive.

If you're wondering what image has sparked me to even write a whole blog about, well here it is Link To Picture,  Basically what they do is find a Rhino, tranquilize it, get a chainsaw, and saw off its horn, then they leave there...alive! The thing is, it's horn is probably used for some bogus traditional magic medicine shit, that I'm pretty sure doesn't work!

-luz

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Arbitrary Day Experience

If you didn't already know I'm a huge Redditor (A fanatic of Reddit.com), I spend endless empty hours browsing the website.  A couple months ago I saw a post on their front page labeled "Arbitrary Day 2012". As a relatively new member I had no clue what it was all about.  I opened the link and realized it was a huge international gift exchange, I was immediately intrigued. I took the couple minutes it took to register, added my interests and hobbies etc, so my match would know a little about me.

A couple months pass, I had almost forgotten that I had signed up for it, I received and email stating that my Arbitrary Day match was ready. My match was a 20 year old male from Massachusetts.  Now to find a gift for him, which I thought would be kinda easy, but his "about me" section only said he's into everything....yeah that narrows it down.  After a couple messages exchanged I found out a little more about him, he's a big gamer, likes to smoke a lot of pot and into cool/funny tshirts.  I really just wanted to send him some weed, because it seemed he really liked it...but I didn't know how legal that would be Ha.   After spending quit a bit of time looking for a decent present I settled with some Super Mario figurines, a Super Mario lanyard  and a Anchor Man tshirt. (I wish I would of taken a pic, but fuck I didn't)  I ship it off, a couple days later I get a message saying that he received it and really liked it, also he invited me for a reddit smoke out if I'm ever in the area!


Now I'm just waiting for my match to send me mine, keep in mind it's not the same person I sent mine too. A couple days after I receive my package.....drum rrrrrooolllllll!!!  I open the package, I take it out, I'm holding it in my hands, I never in a thousand years thought it would be this, I'm kinda confused, but again, it's genius! I set it down, I see a switch, I turn it on. Its a light-up stained glass frog!  Its funny, I have a blog explaining my "power" animal and yeah it's a frog!  It's so far from what I expected but I like it, it suits me well. I quickly message the sender thanking them, I upload it to the reddit gift site, It was voted one of Reddit Gift Favorites!  Anyways hit the link (Argh Frog!) to check it out!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Downfall of Facebook?

Recently I've found myself spending less and less time on Facebook.  I use to spend a lot of time checking my stream, finding out what all my friends were doing and so fourth, but now I just see a bunch of outdated garbage floating around, all these incorrectly used meme's, ecards, "hit like if you..." links, garbage from other social sites, etc.  

Incorrectly used Meme's:  What is a meme? A meme is an idea, behavior or style that spreads from person to person within a culture. Usually a meme has a pop culture reference, taken from a movie, show, or popular picture.  Most of the times they are incorrectly used or don't use their cultural reference, basically they just get a random-ass picture and plop some random text on top and call it a meme.




Another phenomena that's has taken Facebook by storm is taking a shitty picture, adding a vintage filter and adding some random quote in Helvetica font and adding a drop down shadow. I'll give you an example. 



These Type of photos are so uncreative and simple to make, yet they get so much attention its ridiculous! Another trend is see a lot is people taking a "hipster" photo of themselves basically adding the same effects, then adding an emo quote on top.  I will demonstrate how easily they are to make!  Hipster looking pic: check. Add a vintage filter: check. Add an emo quote on top: check. and voila! In a matter of minutes I've made one!

When it comes down to it these are very un-original and simple to make, so stop acting like you're some kind of emotional hipster!  While we are on the subject lets touch up on these fucking e-cards that are everywhere now, yeah they use to be kinda entertaining but again people are getting carried away with them!  It gets out of hand when every other post is being either one of these, lets cool it for a second with them!
For Reposting Lame e-cards!
Raise your hand if you've ever seen "Hit like if you're..."  or "Hit like if you remember" or "Hit like if you agree", or "Hit like if you love Jesus"  that's right I see a lot of hand up.  Most of these things are pretty fucking stupid if you ask me!  All they do if take up valuable Facebook real estate!   The one that really bugs me if when you see a horribly ill picture of a child with something along the line of, "If we get 3000 likes we can save their life"  Yeah like some fucking doctor is keep track of all the likes, imagine the doctor going into a meeting with the parents and having to say, "I'm sorry we only got 2999 likes, we're gonna have to let you're child die." You know how fucking ridiculous that sounds?!  And who the hell is that stupid and gullible to fall for some so incredibly absurd ? 


Other things that are blowing up my stream are ironically other social media sites mainly Pinterest.  No one cares what high heels you like, no one cares what type of fucking cookies you're gonna bake,  no one cares, if we did, we'd be on that site, no need to share it with another social site.  Another one I see a lot is Social feed, have no clue what the fuck it is but I always see on my feed, again, we are on Facebook for a reason, if we wanted to use the other social networking sites we'd use them! Twitter is also a problem, if I wanted to follow you on twitter I would, no need to repost your tweets on Facebook, and stop fucking using # (hashtags), you look like an idiot!


What it's coming down too is that we are still using Facebook because there is no other substitute for it, yeah there's google+, but we all saw how that came along.  Facebook is increasingly turning into a shitty version of reddit with outdated material and no fucking downvote button.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

What is Mexican Food?

Today is Cinco de Mayo, a very American holiday.  Americans love Mexican food, thats a fact.  But are they really eating Mexican food?  The shot answer is no, not really!! I've made a list of not so Mexican food, Americans think is authentic.
  1. Taco Salad.  You will never see a Mexican eating a taco salad. This invention is strictly American as apple pie.  The notion of putting a "salad" in a deep fried flour tortilla and calling it "Mexican" is down right ridiculous!  Americans Love it though for some reason, probably one of the most popular items on our menu.
  2. Ground Beef.  Again, while my time in Mexico, I've never ever seen a local eating ground beef.  I think the reason for it being so popular in the states is for the simple fact that its cheap and easy to cook, no effort what so ever.  The spices added to it couldn't be more non-Mexican!!
  3. Crispy Tacos. If your looking to get real Mexican tacos, your gonna have a bad time!!  Try either Taco's al Carbon, Street tacos, or traditional tacos.  
  4. Sour Cream.  Yeah some Mexican Food does go well with sour cream, but don't fucking smother your whole plate with it.  Did you want some Mexican Food with your sour cream?!
  5. Ketchup. Under no circumstance should you ever put ketchup on Mexican food, its gross and almost disrespectful! I saw a costumer drench their food in it once, I quickly followed by throwing up in my mouth. 
  6. Nachos! Yes they are delicious and even more delicious after a night of drinking. But again these are not Mexican. In fact tortilla chips aren't very Mexican at all. Usually you see a full tortilla in a chip form in Mexico instead of the more familiar triangle slice shape.
  7. Chimichanga. A deep fried burrito basically, I didn't know of these creations until probably high school. Its very popular at the restaurant, probably one of our most popular dishes.
  8. Enchiladas. Ok, so there are enchiladas that are quit Mexican, but most of what you've tasted is a very Americanized version of the real one.  Most of you have tasted the tortilla rolled in ground beef (check #2) cover in enchilada sauce topped with melted cheese, well, hate to break it you but that's not an enchilada. A real enchilada is a corn tortilla dipped in a enchilada sauce, a more spicy version of its counter part, then lightly fried, stuffed with, either potatoes, chicken or beans, then rolled up.  
Well there you go!!  Next time you order one of these items, remember its not really Mexican!!! ha

-luz

Monday, April 2, 2012

Life as a Waiter

Some of you have probably asked yourselves, "what's the life as a Waiter like?" Ha just kidding I really hope you'd never ask yourself that.  But today I'm gonna tell you a little bit of how It's like being a Waiter. I'll also list the do's and don't's of being a customer and what really annoys us.

Firstly I wanna say that I really enjoy my job, I love meeting new people all day "erday", ha.  I've held basically every job in the restaurant biz, from lowly dishwasher to cook to where I am now...and being a Waiter is by far the best and easiest job out of all of them.  People have asked me to sum up being a server, It's easy, I tell them; "my job basically consists of me being nice to people." That's really the whole jest of my job.  Yeah you have to learn the menu, learn the computer system, and have a decent memory and prioritization skills, but honestly being nice and reading people is key. Also one of the secret secrets of being a badass waiter is having the kitchen staff like you, if they hate you, you're gonna have a bad time! Being a waiter is a easy job, if your good, you can make easily 100-200 in a couple hours, I can't name another entry level job aside from a hooker or stripper that can make that! Ha

Tips Tips Tips- This is one is a obvious one.  In the state of Idaho, where I work, the minimum wage for a waiter is $2.15...yes that's right two dollars and fifteen cents an hour!  So by default, we need to make a little bit more than 2/3 of our wages with tips to barely earn minimum wage!!  But you can't live off minimum wage these days  to make a decent living we have to make a little more.

  • Learn to tip! its simple math! Even if its just 8 or 10 percent!  If you haven't worked in the serving industry you don't understand how frustrating it is when someone doesn't tip!  Ideally in a perfect world everyone would tip a minimum of 15%.
  • If you didn't like the food and don't tip because of that reason....I hate you!  If I provided you with great service and the kitchen or your taste buds weren't up to par, how is that my fault I can't control that!
  • When you go to a bar you usually tip every time you get a drink, so why not at the restaurant? Especially at my restaurant were the servers are also your bartenders.
  • People that bring 25 little kids and make a huge mess, and don't even tip well at all!  You suck for doing that! Would it kill you to throw us an extra fiver for cleaning up the huge mess your kids created?  
  • If your gonna tip us in change...don't even bother, you need it more than us.  And I know some people really just can't tip because of financial reason, its understandable I get it!
One thing that really annoys waiters, is shaking your cup in the air full of ice, from across the room to get a refill! We're not your fucking butler, it annoys us and I usually ignore it!

You walk in, you see its kinda packed today...you ask for a booth because your a lazy piece of garbage, I tell you, we don't have any booths available...and you get pissed off and don't leave a tip! Wow really? How the fuck is that my fault, Its mainly yours because of your laziness!

One stupid American tradition that needs to be banned is the birthday song celebration! Its fucking stupid! the only thing it does is embarrass the employees singing it and the customer receiving it, because honestly the customer never wants it, its always the people they are with wanting it!  Also it disrupts the flow of the restaurant, especially on a busy day, we all have to stop what we are doing to sing a stupid fucking song to you!

-luz

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Stuff people do to annoy another people! (Episode 2)

A couple having one Facebook page! Why?! Please tell me why you feel this is necessary?  Is it really that hard to create another page for your significant other?  Half the time I don't know who's post what. I'm just assuming who's posting what now, I shouldn't have to put that much work into something like that! Just Take the two minutes it takes and make another Facebook account, it's really not that hard. (For everyone that's wondering, I have two such couples on my Facebook)

Contradicting Liberals! This one really bugs me, I don't know how people can actually think like this, its so ridiculous and absurd!! Let me give you some examples. (All of these were either witnessed by me on Facebook or in person)
Me commenting on their status, I was quickly deleted ! ha
  • We all saw this with the whole Kony propaganda bullshit circulating through the web.  But this one really stood out to me. A saw a Facebook friend spewing utter bullshit from their mouth, somewhere along the lines of "lets send a shitload of troops to Uganda and take down Kony." ( Note: screenshot is not the conversation i'm talking about! just another one where they were talking about Kony)This exact idiot was the same person complaining about how we had no business going to Iraq! Come 'on!! If you can't see how both your statements are so contradicting then you suck at life!
  • Liberal women that claim they hate sexism and are extremely opposed to it, but assume all men are worthless sexist pigs! Really? Who's the sexist in this case?!
  • Contradicting Liberals that say we should all respect everyone's ideas and beliefs. These are the same idiots that cold heartily hate republicans!  Not to mentions most are against Christianity's beliefs!
Anyways back on a lighter subject. I dunno why its probably just a pet peeve, but it's really weird when a couple sits on the same side of a booth while the other side is empty! It would just be super awkward for me, It's so much more normal for them to sit opposite of one another! Its just weird!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Today I am a Confirmed Heartless Asshole

So today I learned that I am a totally Heartless Asshole...well at least in one particular area of life. I came to this realization today after I was leaving a family get together. I had to leave early because I had to get to work, so I got in my car and started my drive home, the drive home is about 10 mins.  I was driving though this particularly curvy downhill road, and like always my inner Jeff Gordon kicks in and I haul ass down it.  I slowed down to see a dog that looked like it was gonna run across the street in front of me, but I noticed its kinda trying to get up but it can't. I realized that it was hit by a car and in obvious pain and struggle as I slowed down to get a closer look, I start thinking to myself, "I need to stop and help this suffering animal!" But what do I do?! Yep, you guessed it, I just speed up and take off. I glanced at my rear view window and I see this dog desperately and painfully trying to get up, I see it lay its head down with despair, as if it had given up on life. I keep reassuring myself that I did the right thing, wtf would I have done if I had stopped? I surely couldn't be late for work! Anyways that was the epiphany I had today.

-luz

Monday, February 27, 2012

To all the Over Zealous Pet Owners

I am by no means a animal hater, but by all means I am not a huge animal enthusiast. I am all for having pets and treating them like pets.  I am all for stopping animal cruelty and shit. Animals are cool, we need them right?! ha Its just weird when people start to personify their pets to the extreme.  But when it comes down a pet is still an animal, so stop treating it like a Human, its not!  Don't get me wrong I understand people get attached to their pets, and that's understandable I get the point, but past their animal instincts it really doesn't think much more about you.  Oh and please stop acting like taking care of a puppy/kitten is anything like taking care of a human baby!  Its not!  An actual baby needs constant attention, you can leave a pet alone for days, ( with food and water) and it will be just fine!  A baby's life is much more fragile than your pets, so stop comparing them!!  Since we are on the subject of babies, if you talk to your grown ass dog like a baby (baby talk), just stop you look ridiculous! Last thought on this subject, we've seen your dog...we don't need constant day by day facebook picture updates of it, it really doesn't change that much!


-luz

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Stuff people do to annoy another people! (Episode 1)

Talking like a fucking baby! I don't know why but this really really annoys me, I see it on Facebook all the
time. I'll give you an example, " I mish ju" "I wuv ju".  OMFG please stop, just stop! Don't get me wrong I'm all for telling someone you missed them or love them but tell them like a fucking adult.

Leaving the bathroom rug soaking wet! I don't know how many times I've gone into a bathroom and came out having to change my socks because I stepped on the mat and got my socks soaking wet! Just Dry yourself while your still in the tub/shower! Urgh really annoying!

Ok, I'm gonna have to set this one up, Me an a couple friends are at a bar, I buy the first round, my friend buys the second and so on, and then its their turn...and guess what, they only come back with one fucking drink for themselves! Lets Keep the rotation going, I mean shit, don't wait till its your turn, just start out the night by just buying yourself drinks and we can leave you out of the rotation!

So I'm driving at night on the highway and I see a car coming in the distance, I notice they have their brights on, I keep waiting for them to turn them off. In my mind I'm thinking, "should I flash these assholes or not!?" They still have them on...and literally 2 seconds before they pass me they turn them off! Why even turn them off!? ha

I see this picture way too much on Facebook...the infamous "duck face".  What the hell is going through your head when your taking this? It doesn't make you any more attractive, it actually has the opposite effect.  I can't think of any guy that thinks its attractive, it just makes you look ridiculous! So please stop, just stop! And if your a guy doing this...we just became unfriends! ha

-luz

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Randomness with Not Sures!

Everyday Not Sures

Not sure if its fox news, or just the onion

Not sure if that test was easy, or I just did everything wrong

Not sure if she's really hot, or she's wearing massive sunglasses to cover her ugly face

Not sure if I'm being awkward, or this person just plain sucks

Not sure if I hate my job, or just really hate working

Not sure if I didn't get a hangover, or I'm still drunk

Not sure if she's flirting, or she's just really nice

Not sure if they are flashing their brights at me, or just some bumps in the road

Not sure if everyone is really funny tonight, or if I'm just drunk

Not sure if its overpriced, or just an apple product

Not sure if she's interesting, or just stupidly hot

Not sure if she's pregnant, or just fat

Not sure if she received my text, or just ignored what I sent

Not sure if I did something wrong, or its just PMS

Not sure if that car is a cop, or just a taxi

Not sure if she wants to actually cuddle, or if she's just cold

Not sure if she's actually attracted to me, or just wants free drinks

Not sure if she's actually hot, or just has really big boobs

Not sure if my phone is vibrating, or just my leg is twitching

Not sure if I'm dying, or just really hungover


Randomness with Not Sures, hope you enjoyed!!

-luz

Monday, January 23, 2012

The most Interesting Man

Karl Pilkington

Oh wow, where do I even begin with Karl!? Hes such a unique and interesting individual, its very hard to sum him up! He is so honest and simple in his way of thinking its halirious! He sometimes leans towards coming off a little bit ignorant and racist; but he means no harm, its just the way he processes the world and ideas!  When his best mates, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant chat with him about the most mundane subjects, pure comedy gold is produced! This little round headed fella also has a couple of shows, "An Idiot Aboard" and "The Ricky Gervais Show" (by the way they are hilarious, so check them out!) Anyways here's a some of his best quotes!

First check out this video! Its kinda long but you'll get how he views the world!




  • “Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?” (Genius?)
  • "Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine."(Karl thinking deep)
  • "[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. " (Like he says, get rid of them!)
  • On seals - "Its between a fish and a dog." (haha I can see where he's coming from on this one!)
  • On chameleons - "Stay green. Stay in the woods. Stay safe." (PSA for chameleons! ha)
  • "They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science." (The way he thinks is so simple, yet so wrong!)
  • "If it's all about ass, why don't gays like a little bit of tit?" (yeah why not a little tit!?)
  • "You never see an old person eating a twix" (its true I haven't!)
  • (Anteaters)" can move their tongue in and out 160 times in a minute. I did 148 last night, so it's not that amazing." (woow!)
  • "I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff"(fucking genius!) 
  • ".....and the thing I've found with Pigeons is: they've got wings but they walk a lot" (haha again true!)
  • "What were those things in 'Gremlins' called?" (haha really karl!)
  • "You never see a black Ghost"(again so true!!)
  • "When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I laughed myself to sleep"(I can see him doing this haha)
  • When asked what he would do if the world was ending " I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" (out of everything he chose that!)
  • "You don't see a thirty something year old Chinese fella...they're like a pear, they age over night" (haha again its kinda true!)
  • His opinion on Art "Stop looking at the walls, look out the window."
  • "At some point, somethin has had it away with a leaf" (Karl's explanation of an insect which has evolved to look like a leaf) (He thinks like a little kid with no prior knowledge about anything!)
  • “Well I'm trying to think what I put in (google search)... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.” (pure fucking genius!)
There's some of the most random and weird things Karl has said, I could go on and on, but I think thats good enough for now! Check out his shows they are hilarious!

-luz

    Wednesday, January 4, 2012

    Americanisms vs Britishisms

    If you didn't know I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan (can't forget Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington!!) I've basically seen all his [their] works. (The Office, The Ricky Gervais Show, pod casts, An Idiot Abroad, Extras, Life's too short, his movies and stand up) I've learned tons of British slang just from listen to them and here's what I've learned!!

    British: "Can you fetch me some fags?
    American: "can you get me some cigs"

    British: "look at those birds!"
    American: "Damn! check out those ladies!"

    British: "Did you see the fanny?"
    American: "Did you see that girls vagina!?"

    British: "he's a bender"
    American: "he's a total homo!"

    Im Easy
    UK: "I don't care"
    US: "I"ll have sex with you"

    Banger
    UK: "Old car/fireworks"
    US:  "hot person you'd bang"
    Knob
    UK: "Penis"
    US: "apparatus you use to open a door"

    Tramp 
    UK: "Old person"
    US: "a slut!"

    Daft
    UK: "crazy, silly, stupid mad"
    US: "part of the name of a famous techno duo"

    Posh
    UK: "luxurious, high class"
    US: "Davey Beck's wife"

    Mental
    UK: "crazy, out of your mind, exaggerating"
    US: "literally mentally challenged"

    Anyways those are some of my favorite ones, hope you learned something new! ha

    -luz

    Sunday, January 1, 2012

    Power Animals!

    So the other day I was with my friends at the bar, and yes we were pretty drunk at this point (don't ask me how this conversation started because I have no idea) and out of nowhere we started talking about power animals.  The conversation quickly escalated into a heated debate when we started choosing power animals for one another. (I'm probably exaggerating a whole lot here! ha)  After hundreds and hundreds of hours of self debating I've finally chosen my power animal! (Or did it choose me!? ha)


    The Frog!! I've always liked frogs for some odd reason, its probably because they are green and its my favorite color. Im not talking about the gross looking ones either, theirs some pretty cool ones out there.  So when I finally chose my power animal, I immediately got online and looked up the meaning of the frog, turns it its kinda lame ha! Basically it means I have a healing and understanding personality, not as "badass" as I thought it would be!


    Words that describe a frog person! Good luck, Creativity, adaptability , Healing, wisdom, transformation, peace, dreaming.  Most of these really don't describe me!  The only bit that really stood out to me was this line I found, "It reminds us not to get bogged down with day-to-day living" Well the frog isn't such a "cool" animal as I thought it would be, I should of gone with my other choice, the badass otter!


    -luz